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I've Never Been To Me
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: Kenny Hirsch
Performed By: Lisa Dawn Miller
A Place in the Sun
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: Bryan Wells
Performed By: Lisa Dawn Miller, Morgan Dorr
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Touch Me in the Morning
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: Michael Masser
Performed By: Lisa Dawn Miller
Touch me in the morning
Then just walk away
We don't have tomorrow
But we had yesterday
Hey, wasn't it me who said that nothin good's gonna last forever?
And wasn't it me who said let's just be glad for the time together?
It must've been hard to tell me
That you've given all you had to give
I can understand your feeling that way
Everybody's got their life to live
Well, I can say goodbye in the cold morning light
But I can't watch love die in the warmth of the night
If I've got to be strong
Don't you know I need to have tonight when you're gone?
Till you go I need to lie here and think about
The last time that you'll touch me in the morning
Then just close the door
Leave me as you found me, empty like before
Wasn't it yesterday we used to laugh at the wind behind us?
Didn't we run away and hope that time wouldn't try to find us (Didn't we run)
Didn't we take each other to a place where no one's ever been?
Yeah, I really need you near me tonight
'Cause you'll never take me there again
Let me watch you go with the sun in my eyes
We've seen how love can grow
Now we'll see how it dies
If I've got to be strong
Don't you know I need to have tonight when you're gone?
Till you go I need to hold you until the time
Your hands reach out and
Touch me in the morning (Mornings where blue and gold and we could feel one another living)
Then just walk away (We walked with a dream to hold and we could take what the world was giving)
We don't have tomorrow (There's no tomorrow here, there's only love and the time to chase it)
But we had yesterday (But yesterday's gone my love, there's only now and it's time to face it)
Touch me in the morning
Ron Miller Mashup
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Performed By: Oliver Richman
One Out of Every Six REPRISE (from "Andropausal Man")
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: William Goldstein
Performed By: Sandy Hackett
One Out of Every Six (from "Andropausal Man")
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: George Schlatter, William Goldstein
Performed By: Sandy Hackett
NORMAN
One out of every six is just like Norman
The other five get off their cookies by conformin'
Who's to tell whom what is the way
Who's to assume you can't be happy and gay
Before we judge the one who rebels
Let's take a good look at ourselves
We tried computer dating
It failed of course
Most of our legal mating
Ends in divorce
Inside suburban houses
Neighbors are swapping spouses
Some guys who find that middle class - pass!
One out of every six is just like Norman
We hope this show will be as BIG as Book of Mormon!
What can you lose
Confess all your sins
March from your pews right to the Holiday Inn
And then get down on your knees and repent
You're only 83 percent!
Sex has stole the show
It's everything that you ask
And were afraid to know
I tell ya' sex
Will never die
And the kinkiest guy
Could be your grocer or someone closer
Like your lawyer...
Or your architect... Maybe even your plumber!!
And while the intellectuals analyze our plight
Perverted heterosexuals boogie down all night
Even our politicians are taking prone positions
I tell you son if this is it, sh--t!
One out of every six is liberated
The rest of you are oversexed and still frustrated
What lies ahead
Where will it end
Turn down you bed and baby, jump on a friend!
And when true brotherly love has begun
Yah, we'll all be number one!
For Once in My Life (Ballad)
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: Orlando Murden
Performed By: SayGrace
For once in my life I have someone who needs me
Someone I've needed so long
For once unafraid I can go where life leads me
Somehow I know I'll be strong
For once I can touch, what my heart used to dream of
Long before I knew
Oh someone warm like you
Would make my dream come true, yeah yeah
For once in my life I won't let sorrow hurt me
Not like it's hurt me before
For once I have someone I know won't desert me
I'm not alone anymore
For once I can say
This is mine you can't take it
As long as I know I have love I can make it
For once in my life I have someone who needs me
For once in my life I won't let sorrow hurt me
Not like it's hurt me before
For once I have something I know won't desert me
I'm not alone anymore
For once I can say
This is mine you can't take it
As long as I know I have love I can make it
For once in my life I have someone who needs me
For once in my life
Somebody that needs me
Oh baby, for once in my life
For Once in My Life
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: Orlando Murden
Performed By: SayGrace
For once in my life I have someone who needs me
Someone I've needed so long
For once unafraid I can go where life leads me
Somehow I know I'll be strong
For once I can touch, what my heart used to dream of
Long before I knew
Oh someone warm like you
Would make my dream come true, yeah yeah
For once in my life I won't let sorrow hurt me
Not like it's hurt me before
For once I have someone I know won't desert me
I'm not alone anymore
For once I can say
This is mine you can't take it
As long as I know I have love I can make it
For once in my life I have someone who needs me
For once in my life I won't let sorrow hurt me
Not like it's hurt me before
For once I have something I know won't desert me
I'm not alone anymore
For once I can say
This is mine you can't take it
As long as I know I have love I can make it
For once in my life I have someone who needs me
For once in my life
Somebody that needs me
Oh baby, for once in my life
Hungry
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: Kenny Hirsch
Performed By: Charlene
Don't Tell Us Not to Fall In Love
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: Aurora Miller
Performed By: Aurora Miller
A Place in the Sun
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: Bryan Wells
Performed By: Lisa Dawn Miller, Morgan Dorr
Like a long lonely stream
I keep runnin' towards a dream
Movin' on, movin' on
Like a branch on a tree
I keep reaching to be free
Movin' on, movin' on
'Cause there's a place in the sun
Where there's hope for everyone
Where my poor restless heart's gotta run
Theres' a place in the sun
And before my life is done
Got to find me a place in the sun
Like an old dusty road
I get weary from the load
Movin' on, movin' on
Like this tired troubled earth
I've been rollin' since my birth
Movin' on, movin' on
'Cause there's a place in the sun
Where there's hope for everyone
Where my poor restless heart's gotta run
Theres' a place in the sun
And before my life is done
Gotta find me a place in the sun
Yester-me, Yester-you, Yesterday
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: Bryan Wells
Performed By: Damian "DJ" Robinson, Jr., Sea Rae
Yester-me
Yester-you
Yesterday
What happened to
The world we knew
When we would dream and scheme
And while the time away
Yester-me
Yester-you
Yesterday
Where did it go?
That yester-glow
When we could feel
The wheel of life turn our way
Yester-me
Yester-you
Yesterday
I had a dream so did you
Life was warm and love was true
Two kids who followed all the rules
Yester-fools and now
Now it seems
Those yester-dreams
Were just a cruel
And foolish game we used to play
Yester-me
Yester-you
Yesterday
When I recall what we had
I feel lost
I feel sad
With nothing but
The memory of
Yester-love now
Now it seems
Those yester-dreams
Were just a cruel
And foolish game we had to play
Yester-me
Yester-you
Yesterday
Yester-me
Yester-you
Yesterday
Yester-me
Yester-you
Yesterday
I've Never Been To Me
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: Kenny Hirsch
Performed By: The Temptations
Hey lady - you lady
'Cursin at your life
You're a discontented mother
And a regimented wife
I've no doubt you dream about
The things you'll never do
But I wish someone had to talked to me
Like I want to talk to you
I've been to Georgia and California and anywhere I could run
Took the hand of a preacher man
And we made love in the sun
But I ran out of places and friendly faces
Because I had to be free
I've been to paradise
But I've never been to me
Please lady - please lady
Don't just walk away
'Cause I have this need to tell you
Why I'm all alone today
I can see so much of me
Still living in your eyes
Won't you share a part
Of a weary heart
That has lived a million lies
I've been to Nice and the Isle of Greece
While I sipped champagne on a yacht
Moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo
And showed 'em what I got
I've been undressed by kings
And I've seen some things that a woman ain't s'pposed to see
I've been to paradise
But never been to me
(spoken)
Hey... you know what paradise is?
It's a lie... a fantasy recreated by people and places as you'd like them to be
But you know what truth is?
It's that little baby you're holding
And it's that man you fought with this morning
The same one you're going to make love with tonight
That's truth
That's love...
I've even been to crying for unborn children that might have made me complete
But I took the sweet life and never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet
I spent my life exploring
The subtle whoring that cost too much to be free
Hey lady...
I've been to paradise
But I've never been to me
After You
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: Michael Masser
Performed By: Drea
Raining again
I ought to get out from under
Sometimes I wonder
Sometimes I don't wonder at all
And as for loving again
Somewhere, somebody might need me
But where would it lead me?
I'd just be rising to fall
Love was easy to believe in
When you wanted me yesterday
But I couldn't feel the touch of time upon tomorrow
After you
What am I gonna be?
You took a part of me
As you were passing through
After you
How am I gonna find
The me I left behind
That I'll meet after you?
Drifting again
From place to place without reason
Season to season
I just keep running away
And as for people again
I'm just a girl who discovers
Now and then lovers
Who never ask me to stay
Love was easy to believe in
When I walked in the light of you
Now I'm walking by myself
And all I see is darkness
After you
What am I gonna be?
You took a part of me
As you were passing through
After you
How am I gonna find
The me I left behind
That I'll meet after you?
Raining again
I ought to get out from under
Sometimes I wonder
Sometimes I don't wonder at all
After you
How am I gonna find
The me I left behind
That I'll meet after you?
After you
What am I gonna be?
You took a part of me
As you were passing through
Raining again
Raining again
Raining again
After you
What am I gonna be?
Raining again
I Won't Remember Ever Loving You
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: Kenny Hirsch
Performed By: Charlene
Yesterday
I guess in time that's what I'll have to call today
Somehow when the pain is now gone away
I won't remember ever loving you
A memory
That's what everything we shared will have to be
When my mind needs a sure way of protecting me
I won't remember ever loving you
The touch of time took the gentle world we knew
But I'm gentler for loving you
We found something that was real
You taught me how to feel
Guess I felt too much
Were we just meant to touch and go
Maybe when I've had a little time to grow
My mind won't remember but my heart will know
When somewhere else is where I'm supposed to be
You won't remember ever loving me
When somewhere else is where I'm supposed to be
You won't remember ever loving me
Fancy Passes
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: William O'Malley, William Stevenson
Performed By: Diana Ross & The Supremes
Money isn't everything
Ask anyone who's rich
It can't buy pain and misery or grief
Though money isn't everything
I have a pauper's itch
So though I crave a brave, I'll take the chief
He bought me a cat
Siamese, imagine that
He keeps making fancy passes at me
Oh joy now I've got
Sixty feet of brand new yacht
He keeps making fancy passes at me
He owns New York or Spain
But I don't know which
Poor Cinderella's got her a fella
Who's rich
He owns United Airlines
He owns receding hairlines
He's not too hip or smart as a whip
But healthy, wise, and wealthy
He bought me a summer place
Somewhere out in outer space
He keeps making fancy passes at me
He's got a plot of ground he found over oil
He bought New Joisey
So he could call me his goil
Chocolate excites my tummy
And he bought me a firm called Yummy
He's one of those gents
With good business sense
And quarters, halves, and dollars
Ding dong ain't it swell
They just delivered the liberty bell
How sad all those Philadelphians'll be
I'll get half of what he owns
To keep up with Mrs. L.B. Jones
And if he keeps making fancy passes
I'll start holding evening classes
Give him sugar and molasses
And the life I'll live
I'll live luxuriously
From those fine and fancy passes at me
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I've Never Been to Me (Male Version)
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: Kenny Hirsch
Performed By: Artist TBA
Hey mister,
Hey mister –
I just want a dime
‘Cause I need a cup of coffee
And a moment of your time
I can tell you’re raisin’ hell
The way I used to do
But I wish someone had to talk to me
Like I want to talk to you
I’ve been to Georgia and California and anywhere I could run
Stole a woman in Tennessee, and we made love in the sun
But I ran out of places and friendly faces because I had to be free
I’ve been to paradise
But I’ve never been to me
Thanks mister…
Thanks mister –
But please don’t walk away
‘Cause I have this need to tell you
Why I’m all alone today
I can see so much of me
Still living in your eyes
Won’t you share a part
Of an old man’s heart
On the day before he dies
I’ve been to China and Asia Minor
On any ship that would sail
I made some noise with some good ole boys
And we wrecked a southern jail
I’ve seen the best men crawl and some teardrops fall
There ain’t nothin’ I haven’t seen
I’ve been to paradise
But I’ve never been to me
I’ve even been to marriage and children crying
For someone they couldn’t find
Never knowing that I was searching for things I left behind
I thought my heart could wait
But I learned too late
Only love can make people free
I’ve been to paradise
But I’ve never been to me
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When in Rome
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: Aurora Miller
Performed By: Artist TBA
Won't you come and along and join us
Won't you come and along and join us
Keep the cadence strong, as you march into salvation
Fill your hearts with song, and you'll march with inspiration
Turn the other cheek
And you'll not weaken
When in Rome
When we get to Rome, we'll amuse the population
We've been called from home by a royal invitation
Caesar's quite a sport
To have us escorted
When in Rome
Now why don't you Romans come along with us
'Cause we're going to the Circus max-i-mus
You can save your drachmas if you come with me
'Cause admission for a Christian by tradition is free
Yes, admission for a Christian by tradition is free
It's a once in a lifetime chance to be
On a guarded tour of the menagerie
And it's really quite an honor for a lowly sinner
To be serving Caesar's lions for a Christian dinner
To be serving Caesar's lions for a Christian dinner
Won't you come along and join us
Won't you come along and join us
When we get to Rome, Caesar's men will come to fight us
Humble we'll remain, and their scoffing won't excite us
Shame to aggravate
The gladiators
When in Rome
Marching unto Rome, for the first and maybe last time
Feeding Caesar's lions, will be our only pastime
We can just relax
And not pay taxes
When in Rome
Now our trip to the arena should prove divine
No standing for hours, and waiting in line
No chariots to park, no tips to pay
And some travel insurance for judgement day
Now to be a Christian, you must be well versed
So if you join us you can go in first
'cause the Bible says and we do believe
That it's better to give than to receive
It's much better to give than to receive
Won't you come along and join us
When in Rome, our hearts will find the where-with-all
Coming home, we're summoned by our master's call
When there's purpose in your step
You need not fear the Roman weapons
Won't you come along and join us
When in Rome, the pain of death will bring to you
Paradise, eternal life, and glory, too
When your mind is unafraid
A lion's heart is what you're made of
Won't you come along and join us
Shall we go along and join them
Yes, let's go along and join them
Keep the cadence strong, as you march into salvation
Fill your heart with song, and you'll march with inspiration
Turn the other cheek
And you'll not weaken
"Mommy, when will we see God?"
"When we get to Rome"
When in Rome!
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Food Song
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: Aurora Miller
Performed By: Artist TBA
Prepare the lion for his dinner
I hear he's seething for a sinner
Sharpen his teeth and claws
Then wash his face and paws
And we'll feed him
I shall be the anchovies
And oysters in the shell
Caesar serves such grand hors d'oeuvres
He feeds those lions well
I'm rice
I'm spice
I'm lamb
I'm ham
The butt
The what
A lovely Christian dinner
Lovely Christian dinner
Broil us, or fry us
But please don't deny us
The opportunity
To be a fricassee
And please the gallery
With a lovely Christian dinner
Lovely Christian dinner
I shall be the second course
Of bisque or consume
I'll go in without remorse
And be a cheese souffle
Oh, please not cheese
It's grand
Too bland--try crab
Too drab
A lovely Christian dinner
Lovely Christian dinner
Sauteed or grated
We'll be recreated
This lovely bill of fare
Will be our ticket there
The Romans will prepare
A lovely Christian dinner
Lovely Christian dinner
Ferrovius, you can be the roast boar
Oh yes, I see
The joke's on me
Ha, ha
Prepare the lion for his dinner
I hear the poor chap's getting thinner
He looks so underweight
We mustn't dare be late
Hurry, hurry
I shall be the skewered meats
Served en brochette in flames
I shall be the candied sweets
They sell between the games
I'm quail
I'm snail
You're duck
My luck
Too bad--I'm shad
A lovely Christian dinner
Lovely Christian dinner
Poach us
No, braise us
No, best lyonnaise us
The culinary skill
Of Caesar's salad will
Provide a loyal thrill
The lion may enjoy us
But he can't destroy us
I shall be the lobster
In the lobster stew
I shall be the tough part
That is hard to chew
You'll be sweet meat
You'll be pig's feet
Won't you come and join us
Hurry, hurry
To eternity
Come along and join
Our potpourri
Caesar's gonna bring that
Cat carnivorous
He's the very thing that
Will deliver us
Sing a Christian song
Keep the cadence strong
Won't you come along
Won't you come a........long
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Drop a Pinch of Incense
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: Aurora Miller
Performed By: Artist TBA
Christians, Christians, lend your ears
We have a solution for your fears
It's convenient just for you
All you have to do
All that you have to do is
Drop a pinch of incense
Drop a pinch of incense
Life can be so sweet and nice
With a simple sacrifice
Just drop a pinch of incense
Drop a pinch of incense
Everything will be so grand
Just hold out your hand
You need not make things difficult
And feed the lions' jaws
Or bring about a big tumult
By breaking all our laws
Just try our free philosophy
Release your basic drives
It's much like Christianity
We love our brothers
And their wives
Don't Christians ever get a yen
To try a new sensation
Why must sex just be moral when
It furthers propagation
Relax and burn the incense
It's not at all complex
Then find a mate
And propagate
It's done to further sex
You'll find it awfully thrilling
Drop a pinch of incense
Drop a pinch of incense
It's quite easy and unique
Actually it's rather chic to
Drop a pinch of incense
Drop a pinch of incense
Don't take life so serious
Use your fingers thus
Now if per chance that it's not clear
And you don't understand
You're not at all restricted
We have many Gods at hand
But if you persist one God will do
As stated in your ideology
Select the one that best suits you
From Roman myth-e-ology
Now I myself incline to Mars
As every soldier should
But he's the God of war I hear
I really don't think I could
If Mars won't do it choose any one
That may be of some use
And call him Jove or Jupiter
Or if you're Greek then Zeus
Oh, Zeus would never get my nod
I follow Saturn's way
He was the first to be a God
But I hear he's passe
There's Ares!
Spare us
Cupid!
Stupid
How about Iris?
Won't inspire us
Mercury
Too fast for me
Apollo!
Hollow!
Juno
Ah! You know
Then Thor!
Then Thor!
Enough! Enough! No more! No more!
Our choice is done
Who will it be?
The only one
You mean?
Yes!
You mean?
Yes!
Christians, Christians, mend your ways
Blasphemy's a crime that never pays
Ask forgiveness
Start anew
Do the things we do
And you'll find real religion
Drop a pinch of incense
Drop a pinch of incense
Try the Roman state of bliss
Just confirm, it's realistic
Drop a pinch of incense
Drop a pinch of incense
Everything will be so grand
Just hold out your--
Doesn't matter left or right
Which ever hand suits you
Besides of which it's really quite
The proper thing to do
A pinch of incense to appease
Is all the Gods demand
Oh! Be nice, Christians, won't you please!
Just hold out your hand!
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Do Unto Me
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: Aurora Miller
Performed By: Artist TBA
'Tis true I am a Christian
And indeed like every Christian
Must adhere to my Christian philosophy
But when we are in conjunction
Virtue simply cannot function
And the goodness just will not come out of me
Tho' my martyr friends would shudder
If they heard these words I utter
Forgive lest I indulge myself
Out of blasphemy
"Just for you"
Do unto me, and I'll do unto the
It's the only way we'll get along
Be nice to me and I'll be nice to thee
I'll trade you right for right and wrong for wrong
Do unto me and I'll do unto thee
As the testament will testify
Thus we'll rehearse the good book in reverse
Exchanging tooth for tooth and eye for eye
I know to ridicule the golden rule
Is trifling with redemption
And yet in school to prove the rule
There must be one exemption
"And that's you"
"That's who"
"That's right"
So do unto me and I'll do unto thee
It's the only way we'll get along
You'll scoff my love thy brother way
With you it works the other way
The only way the only way the only way
We'll get along
'tis true you are a Christian
And indeed a selfish Christian
It's because of you I'm so distraught and tense
But it's my feet that are hurting
From your asinine converting
I've had quite enough of false benevolence
For your views are aesthetic
And so damned animalistic
Forgive me whilst I too indulge
A bit of common sence
"Let's go home"
"But dear we can't, I've told you why"
"But you say"
Do unto me and I'll do unto thee
Just as two is made by one and one
"As usual you're doing it backwards"
You see it should be: first thee does unto me
Then me will do to thee what has been done
"So first you go home and I'll follow
You give up your Christianity and I'll give up mine"
"But, dear"
"Ah ah ah, you said it"
Do unto me and I'll do unto thee
They say those who can't are those who teach
Well you've overstepped and my dear I accept
So now I'll make you practice what you preach
"But dear that's not right"
You say the Greek god's wrong and sing your song
For one of new creations
And yet you seek as any Greek
Incestuous relations
"I beg your pardon"
"Well you always say love thy brother
So let's see you set an example and"
Do unto me and I'll do unto thee
"But dear we can't go home"
That's the only place we'll get along
"They'd catch us before we got there"
Well there is still another way
"What"
Give up your love thy brother way
"No"
"The only way"
"Absolutely not"
The only way
"Absolutely positively not"
The only way we'll get a ____
"No"
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Master of Illusion
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: Kenny Hirsch
Performed By: Artist TBA
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You Watch 'em Grow
Lyrics | Music: Ron Miller
Performed By: Artist TBA
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Whip o' Rang
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: Kenny Hirsch
Performed By: Artist TBA
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When They Look at Me
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: Kenny Hirsch
Performed By: Artist TBA
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What's Good for the Goose
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: Kenny Hirsch
Performed By: Artist TBA
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Up 'n' Down
Lyrics: Ron Miller
Music: Kenny Hirsch
Performed By: Artist TBA
